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Hello Chums!

Thank you for stopping by to read my story.

 

I've had a wonderful life filled with fun, laughter, good times & amazing adventures. I feel very loved.

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OK. It hasn't always been a bed of roses. Some bits have been shit! But mostly it's been fab, fab, fab, fab, fab! I've had a brilliant time and look forward to many more adventures in the future. However, for the time being that world class utter bastard cancer has other ideas. So whilst the brilliant nhs work their magic on me, I thought I'd use the time and my pent up creative energy to write this somewhat unreliable memoir.

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Thank you for being a part of my story. I hope you have as much fun reading it as I'm having making it all up.

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Today is a good day!

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Yours truly. Baffling audiences since 1956
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